Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Setting:Kendall and Emily are in the car, at a very busy intersection, during the lunch rush and the roads are cut to one lane for construction.

Kendall: Mom, is this traffic?

Emily: Yes.

K (speaking slowly): Mom...is...this...traffic?

E: Yes.

K (loudly): MOM, I SAID IS THIS TRAFFIC?

E: Yes! I said yes!

K: You should say, "Yes. This is traffic."'

E: Fine. Yes. This is traffic.

K: No it isn't.

Emily bangs her head against steering wheel.

-End Scene-

3 comments:

Cheri (aka "The Mom Lady") said...

My "conversation with a contrary 4 year old":

Mirai: Can I please have peanut butter toast?

Me: Yes, here you go.
(pause...)
You're welcome.

Mirai: Oh, thank you!

(another pause...)

Mirai: You didn't say "You're welcome!"

Me sticking my head into the pantry looking for carbs...

Joni McDoniel said...

That sounds like many of the conversations in our house!

OK Chick said...

I guess she wanted clarification. :)