Cason: Mom, what's the name of this song?

Me: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Cason: What?

Me: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Cason: Hear what? I don't hear anything.

Me: No, that's the name of the song.

Cason: What's the name of the song?

Me: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Cason: WHAT? HEAR WHAT?

Me: No, listen to me. The name of that song you asked about is "Do You Hear What I Hear?" That's it's name.

Cason: What song?

Me (gritting teeth): Nevermind.

Cason: What? WHAT? Oh! THAT song! Oh, ok.

Me: Yes, the name of it is, "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Cason: Why didn't you just say so?