Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Hypothetically speaking, if you were to do something crazy say like.....give up sweets for a month when you have a massive sweet tooth, I wanted to give you a heads up as to what the first two days would be like:
Day 1: Huh...this isn't too bad. Sure I'd like a donut but nothing I can't handle.
Day 2: OH MY GOSH!! SOMEONE GIVE ME AN M&M RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!! DIE, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!! GIVE ME CANDY NOW YOU PEONS!!!!!!!!!! CANDY!!!! COOKIES!!!!! CANDY!!!! BROWNIES!!!!!!! GIVE ME SUGAR!!!!!
You know, hypothetically speaking.
Really, your inner Chris Farley will come out and it won't be pretty.
And this feeling will be intermittent with a calm feeling of daydreaming of sweets, perusing the internet looking for awesome dessert recipes that you will make on September 1*.
So now I'm on Day 3. Feeling a little more in control than yesterday. I know I will be faced with sweets tonight so I'm prepared for that. I've got a party to go to, and I just hope Chris Farley stays at home.