Thursday, January 07, 2010

I put the children somewhere that they couldn't get into (too much) trouble and I got in the shower. 5 minutes later...
Cason: Mom
(ignore)
C: Mom
(ignore)
C: Mom!
(ignore)
C: Mom!
(ignore)
C: MOM!!
(ignore)
C: MOM!!! Come here!! Hurry!!!
Me (jumping out totally soaked): What is it? What happened?
C: Look, I can fake snore.*

Next time I'll ask if anyone is bleeding before I get out of the shower.

*He's been able to 'fake snore' for like 2 years. So it's breaking news, obvs.

2 comments:

Ginny said...
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Ginny said...

Ohhh I used to fake snore all the time when I was little. I would lay in bed, pretend to be asleep and very loudly go "honk - shoe - honk - shoe" Apparently I thought I was tricky. I wasn't.