Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Me: Colin, I'm about five seconds away from flipping you the bird so if you don't want to see it, you should look away.
Cason: What bird, Mom? What bird are you going to flip to Daddy? Where does the bird live?
Me: Colin, if you even mention taking down all the Christmas decorations before I get everything unpacked and laundry done, I will kick you in the balls.
Cason: Mom, you shouldn't kick Daddy in the balls.
In other news, don't Colin and I talk nice to each other? It's how we show our love.