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Monday, November 02, 2009
Scene: Driving home from trick or treating, Kendall is in the back seat screaming. Colin leans back to give her some candy corn.
Emily: Don't give that child any more candy.
Colin: Why not? She's screaming her head off.
Emily: I'll try some other things to get her quiet. But don't give her any more candy. Someone in this family has to show a little restraint.
Colin: So is that what you call eating half a jumbo bag of fun size snickers...."restraint"?
End Scene
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4 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome.
HAHAHAHA! You guys could totally have your own sitcom!!!
"yeah and guess how else I'm showing restraint." and then you hold yourself back from giving him a dead leg.
And then you ripped off his head and ate it, right?
Not that I would know anything about (wanting to) reacting like that.
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