Wednesday, October 28, 2009
I have a blog?
No, you lie.
Oh, wait! I DO have a blog!
I'm back! And I plan on devoting more time to my little bloggy blog from now on.
So I'm going to talk about scary clowns. Wait! Come back! Yes, I am one of those people who is scared of clowns. You may not be. You may think they are lovable child's play things who make balloon animals and pile into cars at the circus. I happen to think they are blood sucking fiends who eat children in sewers. I mean, have you seen It?
I'm about to make a confession. Mom, go get a piece of fruit and meet us on the other side of this paragraph. Kthnxbye! I was obviously not allowed to watch It. Duh. Like who would let their kid watch that? But when it came out, and was on TV, I watched it. I was in either 5th or 6th grade. I was going to IMDB it (or It) but I can't even do that for fear that Pennywise will jump out of the computer and eat me. When I watched it, I had to sneak around my parents. And I watched it while I was on the phone with my best friend (Hi Ashley!) who was at her house down the street watching it. So now I'm scared of clowns.
And then at some point in my life, I saw Poltergeist which just reinforced my fear of clowns.
So you can imagine my horror when driving home today, I saw this:
In case you can't tell, that's a scary clown. I was apparently not filled with enough horror to race home and not stop and take a picture.
Way to keep it classy, Oklahoma.