Thursday, October 08, 2009
I've never done a Random Thoughts Thursday before (Gena, you need to add a Mr. Linky to your Random Thursday posts) but today, as I mopped poop up off my bathroom floor (you WISH you were me), I thought, "Well, why not?"
If you live in the Oklahoma City area, do you know someone that has NOT been sick this year? Me neither. Everyone has been near death's door at some point in the last month. Somewhere there is a pharmacist rolling on a bed of money and laughing.
Again, if you live in the Oklahoma City area, have you ever seen the weather more wackadoo? A freeze warning and a tornado warning in one day. Somewhere, Gary England is rolling on a bed of money and laughing (you're welcome for that image).
If you follow me on facebook, you know that yesterday I took the kids to a ball game in the pouring rain. Oh, get over it. We were under a leaky tent. At one point during the game, Cason had to pee so I took him to the bathroom. I can't complain too much about the softball field facilities. As a noted expert in public restrooms, I can say that these aren't bad. So Cason goes to the bathroom and then I go (again, you're welcome). There is a lady in the stall next to us and she...uh....lets one fly. Loudly. So my son, being obsessed with all things bathroom related, whispers in a sing song voice, "Someone tooted...." And he doesn't stop there. Despite all my efforts to quiet him, he keeps saying it louder and LOUDER. I'm trying not to totally bust out laughing when he says, "Mom, you didn't toot. It was that lady in there!"
Now, at this point, I would like to stop and ask you something: If that had been you in that other stall, would you have come out or would you have waited until we left? I would have waited. No question. But as we are washing our hands, she comes out of the stall! And she was talking to my kids and to me and the whole time I was thinking, "I just heard you let out a huge fart."
So there you go. It's a fart story kind of day.