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Thursday, June 04, 2009
So I hate going to the dentist.
Sorry, Mel.
But no matter how much I hate it, I go every six months like clock work. And in the days before I go, I start dreading it. Because I don't like things in my mouth that sound like they should be used to drill holes in asphalt and OMG, that pointy metal thing you are using to tear my sensitive gums apart? THAT HURTS!
Today was my dentist day. I should take this opportunity to tell you that right around the corner from my dentist's office is the kids' pediatrician's office.
Can you tell where this going?
I drive up, get out of the car and walk into the office. Only I'm not in the dentist's office. I'm in the pediatrician's office. See, this is what having kids does to your brain. I blame it on force of habit. Either that or my body was rejecting the dentist.
Speaking of rejection: Dear Blossom, I reject you and your dumb and almost irresponsible parenting practices. Call me when there's a Blossom reunion.
Blossom should know better than to get me started on vaccines.
7 comments:
I had no idea of your much hatred for my fab profession. I have come to the sad realization people just don't like me. Sigh. I can not fathom this as I have always LOVED to go to the dentist. Those of us who work in the field truly are a unique breed! I am sorry you hate the instruments. I promise we are not gaining any joys from your pain, sneering under our masks at your discomfort, or plotting with our evil laugh in the back room like Cruela Devil.....or are we? Wwwhhhaaa! Love ya gal!
Oh I love going to the dentist, always have, always will. I dont know what it is, but I just love it, although I havent been in well over a year, oops. I just havent found a dentist I like in Edmond, I want to drive back to Texas for that appt.
as a child I always would fall asleep at the dentist and I still do. I find it SO relaxing to just sit and let someone else worry for a few minutes. I also fall asleep while getting my hair cut. Maybe I should just sit down more or take naps, who knows...
The dentist is no fun unless laughing gas is involved......
Oh did you see where Blossom is going to be on What Not to Wear? By the way, she looked like she needed a make-over. It looked like she was stuck in the 60s/70s Hippie Days, and HELLO she wasn't alive during the Flower Power Days!
How much granola can one person eat? I think from now on I will stay home on Mondays and dedicate my whole day to making cake; of the chocolate variety.
Okay, so my favorite part of the interview was the statement: "Miles was able to watch the whole thing (homebirth of their 2nd son)from his high chair while eating granola."
Seriously?
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