Currently, Colin is putting Cason to bed. I'm pretty sure that Colin is actually asleep and that Cason has got out every book he owns, "read" it out loud, and thrown it on the ground. I am, personally, not going to concern myself with the outcome of this charade. Every now and then, they both emerge, and head to the bathroom where Cason attempts to do some business. Have I told Colin he is being played? No. And I don't plan to.

Cason has had a bad case of the Whys? recently. Everything I say to him, he says, "Why?" In an early attempt to break him of this habit, I decided I would just ignore him (I know. Set him up with a therapist now.). If I didn't acknowledge he was saying it, he would quit, right? So it went like this:

Me: Please don't stand up in the bath tub.
Cason: Why?
Me: Because that's how people fall and get hurt.
Cason: Why
Cason: Why, Mom?
Cason: Momma, Why?
Cason: WHY?
Cason: (louder): MOMMA WHY?!
Cason: I SAID MOMMA WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: BECAUSE I TOLD YOU NOT TO THAT'S WHY!

And then he gives me this look, like, "Well, gosh you don't have to yell about it." And Kendall gave him this look like, "OMG, I know, right?"