In case you were ever wondering what it is like to be a coach's wife, I thought I would share the dates of Colin's upcoming baseball season.

February 16, 17,18,19,20,21,23,24,25,26,27,28
March 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,11,12,13,18,19,20,21,23,24,25,26,27,28,30,31
April 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,11,13,14,15,16,17,18,20,21,22,23,24,25,27,28,29,30
May 1,2 and then playoffs start

I know, I know. Wallowing in misery is an ugly color on me. I just needed to get that off my chest. I'm fortunate to have a husband who loves his job and happens to be very, very good at it.

While I'm getting things off my chest, let me take a moment to address Jessica Alba's recent comments about contractions. And I quote: "Contractions aren't that bad. If you've ever had bad cramps? That's what they're like."

Jessica, I have spent a lot of time wondering why you are famous. Too much time, if you want to know. Your movies are terrible. You say stupid things to Bill O'Reilly. And you have stupid bangs. Please from now on keep your mouth shut before we, as a people, vote you off the planet.