Saturday, January 24, 2009
Last night, I was laying in bed, watching the end of the O'Reilly Factor.
Anyhoodle, he was showing a clip of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, who was talking bad about people who had questioned what Michelle Obama wore at the inauguration. Bill O'Reilly agreed and said that it was not patriotic to nit pick what people wore.
I say there is nothing more patriotic than exercising our right to free speech by pointing out obvious fashion missteps. Don't worry, internet. I will continue to fight for our rights to judge others clothing choices. Together we can make a difference. We will not succumb to the annoying tactics of Ms. Hasselbeck or the overbearing nature of Bill O'Reilly. We will hold hands, rise up together and demand that people everywhere have better taste in clothing.
This is my dream.