Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Did anyone notice on my last post that my choices were d, e, and then d again? Ha. Me knows my abc's y'all.

Thanks for your imput on what I should blog about. I know. My life continues to blow you away. It's ok. Vanilla Ice was by far my most requested story and as I was getting ready to type this I realized that it is not nearly as funny as I had it pictures in my mind. It went a little something like this:

We were at Target and Cason started to dart out into the parking lot and Colin said, "All right, stop!" and then he looked at me and smiled and said, "collaborate and listen." Because who doesn't say that after saying "stop"? If you said you don't, you're lying. Either that or you were born before 1978 or after 1983. So I continued...

Emily: Ice is back with a brand new invention.
-pause...waiting for Colin to join in
Emily: Something grabs a hold of me tightly, flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
-pause...waiting for Colin to join in
Emily: Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.
Colin: Turn off the lights, and I'll glow.

You see why I married this man.

Emily: To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Colin: Please stop now. You're embarrassing your children.
Emily: Why stop when I can sing the whole song?
Colin: Ok, please stop. You're embarassing me.

Speaking of embarassing, mark your calendars. The Britney Spears interview will air November 30th. (Dude, my segways KILL!) Don't act like y'all ain't gonna watch. Count how many times she says "like", "y'all" and "for reals." Bonus points if she says, "Like for reals y'all." Apparently the girl's trying to get herself in line. Which is decent of her since she has two small children.

Can you believe it's been ten years since "Baby One More Time" came out? I know you'll be singing that all day now. Either that or "Ice Ice Baby." You are welcome.


mydogumentary said...

YAYAYA...i'm pumped for the 30th! I wonder how in depth she'll get about when she had the crazies.

also known as shell said...

I can't wait to see britney's special. we should have some sort of contest. like every time she say's one of those words we eat something or drink some diet coke or something.

as for Ice Ice baby I have no ideas what the words are so that makes me uncool.

OK Chick said...

HA! Great post.

"I rock a mic like a vandal."
I could never understand this sentence, so I would just make up my own phrase. I think I would say-rock a mic like a mandal. I guess I was close. Yeah, I don't know what mandel is either.

not so zen momma said...

Did you watch the TRL finale? Derek and I started, realized we were old, and then decided it was time for bed. Dude, it started at 10 p.m.!

Melanie said...

You totally should have started doing the running man too. That would have topped it off!
Thanks for making me feel old...I had NO idea "Hit me baby one more time" was that old.

Jessica said...

As always, I'm rooting for Britney to come out looking awesome. I was so tired of crazy Britney. I think she'll do great...did you see how good she looked with Madonna?

Colin is awesome. You guys and John should do karaoke revolution! I can sing all the words to Gangsta's Paradise.

Ginny said...

Your post has left me with a smile upon my face. And yes, I always follow a "Alright Stop" with "collaborate and listen". On the topic of Britney, you can bet money that if I was still in Edmond, Angela and I would be having a watch party and you would totally be invited. For reals!