Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Scene: Last night, while I was watching DWTS results (because I'm that cool)
Colin: Is that Brooke Burke?
Colin: She looks different for some reason.
Me: Can you believe she's had four kids?
Colin: Really? (Pause) Why don't you look like that? You've only had two kids.
Me: Yeah, well, Brad Pitt has six kids and you don't look like him.