Sunday, May 18, 2008
So I've discovered my true calling in life. Life coach. After looking at several other possibilities, I've decided that it is truly my destiny. My fate. I just need to reach out and grab it..take hold of my dream and turn it into reality.
See? Doesn't that seem like something a life coach would say.
The other night, I mentioned this to Colin and we had the following conversation:
Colin: A life coach? You can't even help "person who will remain nameless but that desperately needs my help" out.
Emily: Yeah, well, if "person who will remain nameless but that desperately needs my help" had listened to me, he/she wouldn't be in the situation that he/she is in now. In fact that goes for a lot of people.
C: Like who?
E: Well, there's also, "person who will also remain nameless but that also needs my help" and "another person who will remain nameless that also desperately needs my help." And if all three of these people would have listened to me, they would all be better off. In fact, there is a lot of people that need my help. They need to listen to what I have to say and there life would be better. A lot better. All of their dreams could come true.
So, if you're looking for a life coach, let me know. I can totally get in your head and show you how your inner dialogue needs to change in order to attain the life you imagined for yourself.
See? I, like, totally sound the part.