Wednesday, January 23, 2008
...your older sibling may push you as high as they can while you are in your infant swing.
...you may end up with grilled cheese, which has been dipped in gravy (don't ask), in your hair.
...while sleeping peacefully in your bouncy seat, you may be suddenly bounced out by your loving, older sibling.
...your soft spot may be "bopped" several times a day.
...a kiss from your older sibling may actually hurt.
...you will learn to be manhandled within an inch of your life.
...your older sibling may attempt to saw open your head with a butter knife to "see what's inside."
...you will probably catch a cold within the first two months of your life because of germy hands being forced into your mouth.
...you may be quite literally, "loved to death."
I don't even want to think about the third or fourth child.