I got a Mary Kay gift certificate for Christmas.

I don't wear Mary Kay.

Not that there is anything wrong with Mary Kay. I would just prefer to blow my money on cheap drugstore knockoffs that continually break my skin out. For some reason.

Anyway, back to the gift certificate. I didn't know what to spend it on and after discussing it with Jess, I decided to get the Satin Hands Set. I'd used it before so I knew how good it was, but dang! I didn't know it was this good! And no one is even paying me to say this!

I had this weird skin/nail infection that was so nasty it could have won a contest. Wait! Come back...I'll stop talking about my weird infection. Anyway, it made that look tons better. My dry cuticles look better too. My hands are also softer. Now maybe I can do something about my feet.

Wait! Was it something I said?

Oh! And one more thing...Kendall is 4 weeks old today...

Kendall, we love you and can't remember life without you. Although we're pretty certain it involved more sleep.